So you clicked the button. Solid move. That’s the most financially responsible thing you’ve done since you bought that air fryer.
Before we get to the $9.99 Rookie Pack, Gary has two things to tell you. One involves free money. The other involves a shield. Both are real.
* Gary also wants you to know he once won a blender at 3am. Life-changing. Margaritas were involved.
Free Giveaway — No Purchase Necessary
Register before April 21st.
Win something just for showing up.
Gary was skeptical too. But it’s 100% real. Register a free account before April 21st and you’re automatically entered to win one of these four prizes — winner’s choice. No credit card. No bid purchase required. No catch hiding in the footnotes. Gary read them. All of them.
Ninja CREAMi Ice Cream & Soft Serve Maker
Ninja SLUSHI Frozen Drink Maker
Ozark Trail 16-Person Tent
Nostalgia 2.5-oz Popcorn Maker
Want 10 more entries? Grab the $9.99 Starter Pack after you register
and Gary personally adds 10 bonus entries to your name. On top of your free one just for showing up.
Gary did the math. Ten extra entries for $9.99. That’s either very savvy or a cry for help. Gary respects both. Possibly more so the second one.
Thing Two — The Deal
60 Bids — $9.99
50 paid + 10 free • $0.17/bid
7-Day, No-Questions-Asked Money-Back Guarantee.
Virtually zero risk. Try it for a week. Bid on things. Get the feel for it. If it’s not your scene, request a refund and we send the full $9.99 back — no interrogation, no passive-aggressive confirmation emails, no “are you sure?” dialog boxes.
Gary has personally reviewed this policy and rates it 10 out of 10. He wishes his gym had the same deal.
Applies to the $9.99 Starter Pack only • Within 7 days of purchase • No auction wins on record
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Giveaway open to US residents 18+. One entry per registered account. Winner selected randomly after April 21st, 2026. No purchase necessary nor will a purchase improve your odds of winning.
Gary is not a lawyer. Gary’s legal advice is worth exactly $0.00 and has been priced accordingly.
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